Here are ten we thought of (complete with Simon Cowell's imagined assessment):
- Mick Jagger
Simon: "You have terrific stage presence but your voice is like a twangy yap dog." - Bob Dylan
Simon: "Seriously, whoever told you you could be a singer isn't your friend." - Elvis Costello
Simon: "You seem like a smart chap. Perhaps you could look into writing or producing?" - Bob Marley
Simon: "I think you'd better pray to Jah for a new career." - John Lennon
Simon: "Sorry, I fell asleep. Did you finish?" - Johnny Cash
Simon: "I like the look, very dark. But frankly you're scaring us." - Leonard Cohen
Simon: "Look, I hate to be blunt, but you have no future as a singer. Perhaps acting?" - Ray Davies
Simon: "Your voice cracked more than a street made of peanut brittle." - Joey Ramone
Simon: "From what little I could make out of that, you can't sing and no one should have to look at you." - David Byrne
Simon: "The big suit is a nice prop but you sing like you have the hiccups."