Top Things I've Discovered Working At Home Full Time

1. Not having to drive to work has really increased my free time.
2. Dusting isn't as boring as what I do at work.
3. The instant messge "bell" sound on my work laptop is loud enough to wake me up from a nap.
4. Who that one guy is who walks around my neighborhood.
5. There really isn't anything worth watching on daytime television, except maybe a rerun of The Mod Squad here and there.
6. Extended trips to the bathroom weren't just an "at the office" time-waster.
7. I think that one guy who walks around my neighborhood killed that other guy who walks around my neighborhood. Haven't seen him in a while.
8. It's 38 steps from one corner of my house to the furthest corner.
9. I still don't know when to use farthest or furthest.  Nor do I care.
10. I don't care about a lot things anymore.
11. I better not go outside because of that one guy.
12. Maybe I should spray paint my windows.
13. I wonder how many sesame seeds I can fit in my belly button.
14. 38, isn't that ironic! Also, I have trouble discerning irony from coincidence.  Another thing to add to my don't care list (future Listacular post?).
15. Okay, you got me, it was much more than 38 sesame seeds, but I didn't want you to think I'm fat.
16. All the vegetables in my fridge are shriveled and moldy.  Yet, I'm out of cookies and chips.  Ironic?  Coincidence?  Causal?  Correlated? Serendipitous? Portentous?  Myceanalogouslyistic?
17. Words are hard.
18. Uh oh, somebody is at the door.  I need to hide.
19. It takes 3,594,378.5106 sesame seeds to sufficiently hide me.
20. You think words are hard, try slicing exactly .5106 of a sesame seed.