Ill-Advised Poker Bluffing Techniques

• Call your broker before your last bet telling him to "Buy, buy, buy!"
  
  
• Remove your pants to display your erection.
  
  
• Keep repeating, "I have a really good hand."
  
  
• Using another deck of cards you have in your pocket, put together a royal flush and flash it to your opponents.
  
  
• Say, "I don't think you want to do that" after anybody else raises.
  
  
• Drool.
  
  
• Eat the creme from the middle of an Oreo cookie.
  
  
• Ask your opponents how much they want for their cars.
  
  
• Pass out business cards for a bankruptcy lawyer to the other players.