Friday, January 16, 2009

Ill-Advised Poker Bluffing Techniques

  • Call your broker before your last bet telling him to "Buy, buy, buy!"

  • Remove your pants to display your erection.

  • Keep repeating, "I have a really good hand."

  • Using another deck of cards you have in your pocket, put together a royal flush and flash it to your opponents.

  • Say, "I don't think you want to do that" after anybody else raises.

  • Drool.

  • Eat the creme from the middle of an Oreo cookie.

  • Ask your opponents how much they want for their cars.

  • Pass out business cards for a bankruptcy lawyer to the other players.

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