- Make macaroni sculpture of their lifelong idol being eaten by jackals.
- Two words: Homemade porn.
- Create and lovingly decorate an animated flip book of your ass using your office copy machine.
- Make them a recording of yourself singing both parts of "Don't Go Breaking My Heart."
- Name a star after them using their least preferred nickname (and to the right of Betelgeuse, you can see "Stink Ass Johnson").
- Sign them up for the "Mystery Lunch Meat of the Month" club by mailing them a slice of lunch meat in a fancy envelope every month.
Monday, December 8, 2008
6 Unique Christmas Ideas for the Jerk Who Has Everything
Show both your jealousy and ingenuity this Christmas!
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