- To protest the lack of support in Congress for a Santa's Workshop bailout.
- We couldn't find a card that said "this makes up for the fact that we see you at barbecues every two years now because at some point we realized you just make us uncomfortable."
- Our fantasy football team sucked and we spent our Christmas budget on late season waiver moves.
- We can't condone a holiday that compels an overweight senior to break into people's homes.
- We need to devote more time to building pornographic snowmen.
- We're members of a small religious sect that worships the Easter Bunny.
- We're sending all of our Christmas greetings via email. Just look for the one with the subject line "V!@GRA AND CI@Li$ FOR A VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
7 Reasons We're Not Sending Christmas Cards This Year
Labels:
friends,
holidays,
pornographic snowmen,
postage
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