13 Least Common Kitchen Accidents

1. Bunion scorching
   
2. Brussel sprout stampede
   
3. Whisking gouges
4. Relish tray grease fire
5. Mellon baller lobotomy
6. Table leaf decapitation
7. Maggot infestation from spontaneous generation experiments
8. Lemon zest exhilaration blisters
9. Salt shaking elbow dislocation
10. Carcass entanglement
11. Jell-o carving lacerations
12. Gravy drowning
13. Spicing to taste obsessive-compulsive disorder