Sunday, October 12, 2008

13 Least Common Kitchen Accidents

  1. Bunion scorching
  2. Brussel sprout stampede
  3. Whisking gouges
  4. Relish tray grease fire
  5. Mellon baller lobotomy
  6. Table leaf decapitation
  7. Maggot infestation from spontaneous generation experiments
  8. Lemon zest exhilaration blisters
  9. Salt shaking elbow dislocation
  10. Carcass entanglement
  11. Jell-o carving lacerations
  12. Gravy drowning
  13. Spicing to taste obsessive-compulsive disorder

1 comment:

Cantankerass said...

Onion crying leading to depression.