- Ever since Gladiator, he feels he's been type-cast as an incestuous weirdo.
- Doesn't want that butcher apprenticeship to go to waste.
- Bowling league scheduling conflict.
- The tights were starting to chafe.
- Thinks he's REALLY Johnny Cash.
- Latent cloud of despondency from being in an M. Night Shyamalan movie.
- Tired of acting like an idiot.
- Feels that the hot women of Wal-Mart are afraid to approach him because he is a Hollywood superstar.
- Memorizing lines sucks.
- He'll be back next year, right Brett Favre!?
Friday, October 31, 2008
Other Reasons Why Joaquin Phoenix Is Retiring From Acting
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Joaquin Phoenix,
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