10 Bad Replacements for Trick or Treat Candy on Halloween

1. Shots of tequila
   
2. Mushrooms from the lawn
   
3. Grocery store coupons
   
4. Frequent Flyer miles
   
5. Small bundles of chives
   
6. Nicorette
   
7. I.O.U.'s for "Help with your homework"
   
8. Lunchmeat
   
9. A handful of salt
10. A hardy handshake