4 Reasons Why I Think my Dry Cleaner is Trying to Kill Me

1. I've been finding scorpions in my suit pockets and piano wire in my ties.
2. She claims I'd get a better press on my shirts if I wore them during the process.
3. She's been leaving messages on my voice mail to come pick up my clothes in the alley behind her shop.
4. Her new assistant, Raoul, is six-foot eight, wears an eye patch, and just moved into the apartment next to mine.