10 Reasons Why I Don't Like You

1. Your taste in music is embarrassing and sad.
2. Your presidential candidate is a lying, misguided sack of crap.
3. You drive like a jerk.
4. You have the fashion sense of a blind hobo.
5. The way you chew your food is nauseating.
6. Your voice sounds like a lovesick heron with throat polyps.
7. You walk like a retarded ape.
8. The odor coming off you is clearly visible.
9. You have the conversational skills of a prison yard boss.
10. You remind me of me, and I hate myself.