Thursday, September 11, 2008

10 Reasons Why I Don't Like You

  1. Your taste in music is embarrassing and sad.
  2. Your presidential candidate is a lying, misguided sack of crap.
  3. You drive like a jerk.
  4. You have the fashion sense of a blind hobo.
  5. The way you chew your food is nauseating.
  6. Your voice sounds like a lovesick heron with throat polyps.
  7. You walk like a retarded ape.
  8. The odor coming off you is clearly visible.
  9. You have the conversational skills of a prison yard boss.
  10. You remind me of me, and I hate myself.

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