- She shows up at parties uninvited and immediately begins loudly proclaiming her obvious fashion and sexual superiority to all the other guests.
- She rarely washes food stains off of her garments.
- She is mentally unbalanced and entertains friends with her frequent manic breakdowns.
- She tries to improve her station by speaking in a comical attempt at a cultured British accent that sounds more like a gay Australian man.
- She stores dead squirrels in her pockets.
- She always dresses in the traditional ethnic clothes of a country she's never been to, heard of or could point to on a map.
- She stopped brushing her teeth three years ago.
Sunday, September 14, 2008
7 Possibilities for What the Girl in the McDonald's Commercial Means When She Claims to "Always Bring the Flavor"
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