Wednesday, November 12, 2008

7 Possible Explanations for This Rash

  1. Riding that coin operated horse in front of the grocery store without pants on
  2. Washing my jeans with bargain detergent from the Supermercado
  3. Stress about keeping my job in this economy especially since I rarely show up on time and spend more time on Twitter than actually working
  4. Sweaty aliens
  5. This new anti-cellulite cream I got in Thailand
  6. One of my wife's "massage therapists" did seem to be scratching himself more than normal when he dropped her off yesterday
  7. Sleeping in the park last night

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