Saturday, November 22, 2008

7 Reasons I Go To The Bathroom

  1. Well, the usual reason - to read.

  2. To muss up my hair in a dashing way.

  3. Gotta keep tryin' on those leopard skin leotards.

  4. Get the plunger, Aunt Blanche just went in there.

  5. The ceramic floor in there is just so much cooler on my skin than the rest of the house on hot summer days.

  6. Jam sessions on my triangle.

  7. To find out where the poo goes.

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