Top 5 Ideas for Naming Britney Spears' 2009 Concert Tour

1. Cheap Ass Wigs and Trucker Belches Damn Straight!
2. Blackouts and Downward Spirals World Tour 2009
3. Media Whores Across America 2009
4. White Trash and Muffin Tops Live
   
5. Doughnuts and Rug Burns 2009

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The 10 Worst Movie Cliches

1. Guy Gets Girl, Guy loses girl, Guy gets girl back in the final scene.
   Example: Failure to Launch
   Disaster happens, motley crew is assembled, motley crew saves the day.
   Example: Armageddon


2. Guy loves girl who is just a friend, girl dates jerk, guy rescues girl and they fall in love.
   Example: Picture Perfect


3. No one believes scientist that end of world is imminent, scientist saves world.
   Example: The Day After Tomorrow


4. Vampires!
   Example: Lost Boys


5. Athlete is washed up but still has fire, gets call to return, saves the day in dramatic fashion.
   Example: The Natural


6. Kids discover amazing thing and try to keep it hidden, adults/government discover it and ruin it.
   Example: ET


7. Outcast is befriended by popular kid, they have a falling out, outcast ends up popular.
   Example: She's All That


8. Aliens show up, no one's sure if they're good or bad, they turn out to be bad, they are thwarted.
   Example: Signs


9. Some science happens, the dead awake and begin attacking the living, the living fight back and win. (Editor's note: Why is it that zombies are always angry? We could understand if they were confused, frustrated, or even appreciative, but why always with the anger?)
   Example: Night of the Living Dead


10. Ordinary guy becomes hero, public turns against him, he saves the day and wins over the public once again.
    Example: Spiderman

13 Least Common Kitchen Accidents

1. Bunion scorching
   
2. Brussel sprout stampede
   
3. Whisking gouges
4. Relish tray grease fire
5. Mellon baller lobotomy
6. Table leaf decapitation
7. Maggot infestation from spontaneous generation experiments
8. Lemon zest exhilaration blisters
9. Salt shaking elbow dislocation
10. Carcass entanglement
11. Jell-o carving lacerations
12. Gravy drowning
13. Spicing to taste obsessive-compulsive disorder

The 10 Worst American Beers

What are the worst American beers you've ever tasted? Here's our list. We encourage comments because God knows there's a lot of bad beer out there.

1. Olde English 800
2. Black Label
3. Hamms
4. Busch Light
5. Meister Brau
6. Milwaukee's Best
7. Pabst Blue Ribbon
8. Blatz
9. Genesee
10. Stroh's

10 Bad Replacements for Trick or Treat Candy on Halloween

1. Shots of tequila
   
2. Mushrooms from the lawn
   
3. Grocery store coupons
   
4. Frequent Flyer miles
   
5. Small bundles of chives
   
6. Nicorette
   
7. I.O.U.'s for "Help with your homework"
   
8. Lunchmeat
   
9. A handful of salt
10. A hardy handshake