Top Ten Least Attractive Presidents

1	John Quincy Adams : He's angry, he's bird-like, he's the least attractive president.
2	Abraham Lincoln : He may have an honest face, but it's also a trainwreck.
3	John Adams : He looked less like a president and more like a frightened, chubby finch.
4	George Washington : Our founding father looked like a dowdy old woman.
5	Martin Van Buren : It's all in the hair, baby.
6	James Buchanan : Speaking of hair...
7	Richard Nixon: He looks like he could really stink up a bathroom, eh?
8	Grover Cleveland : He accented his portly frame with a mustache that looked like he was snorting a squirrel.
9	Chester Arthur : When Chester sat around the White House, he really sat around the White House.
10	Lyndon Johnson: It was rumored aides hid grapefruits in his ears when he slept.